single and ready to mingle but if you're not bertholdt go away


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I wanna have some fun with my followers.

Send me a ship and I’ll grade it!
A = perfect in my eyes
B = I find it very cute
C = it is an okay ship
D = I can tolerate it
F = NOPE!!
N/A = I’m not familiar with this ship

kirschtein-relatable submitted:

please use this as often as u can, this is literally my fav reiner gif


huntingon221bbakerstreet asked: Myrtle and calla lily


crystalmikii asked: *again waits for senpai to return home from the war, staring dramatically out the window as I sip on a cup of hot chocolate*


reiss-historia asked: Calla lily


an0nymm0us asked: Eff you and your attractive face and your attractively rolled up sleeves and your attractively weak eyebrow game okay because I'm not Bertoldt so I must go away and THIS has me frustrated first of all how dare you

AUs I want:



Arranged Marriage AU
Fallen Angel AU
James Bond AU
Fashion Designer AU
Dancer AU
Camping AU
Roommate AU 
Zombie AU 
Prison AU
Backpacking Across Europe AU 
Lost in the Woods AU
Asylum AU 
Imaginary Friend AU
Beauty and the Beast AU
Band on a Tour AU 
Both Speak a Different Language and Have to Communicate Another Way AU
Small Town Lovers AU
Road Trip AU
Everything is the Same Except it Rains Ducks AU
Deep into Character Development AU

Arabian Nights AU
Spy AU
Genetic Experiment AU
All of the AUs


this is my favourite vine ever

✿ send me a floral question ✿

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?